And here's Eddie's friend now..... Porschnekov!
I have a massive series of bruises all over me. It's because Justin abuses me.
...No, not really, but I really do have a ton of bruises. My knee looks like a blueberry and my side is almost the same. Word of caution: Don't attempt to be the human slinky. It's a bad idea.
And don't serenade lawn gnomes. His eyebrows are not little grey clouds ready to rain.
And don't toss ice into the toilet. It is not a wishing well.
And don't eat dog biscuits. Even if it is your life-long dream.
And don't sing to the refrigerator water dispensor.
And don't talk to Mr. Simmons.
And don't try to be Superwoman in a tire swing.
And don't feed the Marcus.
Wow... I learned a lot yesterday.
4 Comments:
Wow you're completely nuts... you actually attempted to feed markus?? You're a braver soul than I.
For the love of grilled PB&J's, there is no 'k' in his name!!
:-P
You so stole that "for the love of [insert object other than 'all that is holy' here]" from me
leahciM
dude, no way. I've totally used that since like Girl Scout camp.
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