I love writing essays!

OH! My poor little blog, I have missed you so! The internet, in its vile, villainous ways, lefteth you wounded and bleeding a sea of white upon the screen that should have been your home. Yet I rejoice... Thou wert dead (for two hours), but now thou art alive!

...Thou wert? Justin, what the crap kind of Olde English is that? You and your litters and throne-seat-thingies-held-up-by-2-shirtless-men-for-the-king-dude need to perish in the bowels of grammatical hell.

I've decided that Southern accents mix well with made up knock-knock jokes, but I still don't know what a powdermuffin is... definitely another word for aphrodisiac.

Living in a box,
BS

P.S.-talks are hard. Pray for me!