The end of the technological line

I don't know what's happened between me and my computer, Presario. Things just aren't the same anymore. Today I sat down and tried to have a nice chat with him, but he wouldn't respond, just mumbled something about being busy and overloaded. Perhaps the fact that we spend so much time together has made us too comfortable, or maybe he's getting sick of taking all my orders. (I can be rather bossy when I want to get things done my way.) Regardless, I think I'm going to have to break it off. He's just not keeping up with my needs anymore, always lagging and wanting to sleep. I don't know how he'll handle it though. He's worried that I'm leaving him for a younger, faster, no-cords-attached relationship (which I may very well do). I'm going to miss him though. I mean, I may push his buttons every time we're together, but we've had some good times. *sniff* Maybe we just need some time apart.